Terms and conditions

Legal Aspect

 

 

You have to be 18 years or older to order on Print Your Guy.com (if younger ask for permision from your parents). All access to the website is forbidden for miners and all people capable of rational thought.

 

Print your Guy will make sure that all complaints are answered and every demand is taken into account, to ensure the satisfaction of all our clients.

 

Print Your Guy ensures that your calls and emails will be answered in 48 hours or less. Each demand is automatically transferred to the concerned department or to one of our consultants in Casablanca who will gladly refer you to one of our other prepaid services, who will ask you to fill the form B-52, so that you can call our after after sales service which is open from 12 am to 1 pm every first Wednesday of the month.

 

In agreement with the laws and conditions of private wellbeing n°75-174 enforced on January 1st 1370 bc, formerly called the “Anti asshole bill”, you have no right on any violation of personal life.

Print Your Guy’s location is unavailable due to attacks by rocket launcher/ hatchet/ Pikachu/ cans and other weapons directed to the company.

Print Your Guy vows to not transmit your contact information for less than 3 euros. Your email address, telephone number and your real identity are considered strictly confidential and will not be shown on the website, except by written demand or sign language.

 

The testimonials on this website are from real imaginary people who all have the same face to generate more revenue for the company.

The terms of agreement are easily accessible on printyourguy.com and are writen in basco-islandic to ensure the understanding by the largest number of people.

The same goes for the terms of engagement who are written in binary.

 

Our payment options include but are not limited to credit cards (Ziva or other), the Palpal service and nature pay (prehistoric defecations or other). All subscription information can be found in the conditions below. Promotional offers on subscriptions are on a monthly basis. Print Your Guy also offers an twenty four second return policy. And now for something completely different.

 

 

Conditions

 

 

Article 1: Definitions

 

The website is meant for lonely users, permitting them to find their perfect guy, which we then print.

 

 

All Print Your Guy services exist for the sole purpose of selling more products.

 

 

Article 2: Subscription

 

To order one has to:

 

 

Be of the age of 18 or older.

Have a domicile to with we can ship or just be on planet earth.

Having acknowledged, agreed, signed, complied, consented, come to terms with, give blessing to, see eye to eye to and recognize the terms of agreement of the company.

Having filled the necessary  inscription forms and documents.

The user guarantees to keep their information up to date even in case of death.

The user vows to take a daily prayer in the honer of the “Print Your Guy” company.

 

 

Article 3: Ordering

 

To make sure we ship to the right persons please include the following information:

 

 

Date of birth;

Name and surname ;

Email address;

Postal code;

Bank account information;

A photograph to help identify the user in case of FBI investigations;

Social security number;

Car number plate;

Number total of the user’s hair;

Amount of ingested cheese burgers in one year;

Average time it takes to untangle your headphones.